Send Some Poop
The Ultimate Gag Gift
Send real animal poop to your friends, enemies, or that special someone who deserves a surprise they'll never forget!
How It Works
Sending poop has never been easier (or more fun)!
Pick Your Poop
Choose from cow, horse, or pig. Select your preferred size for maximum impact.
Add a Message
Write your own message or choose from our hilariously crappy pre-written cards!
Enter Their Address
We'll send it directly to your target. Stay anonymous if you want - we won't tell!
Release the Payload!
Sit back and imagine their face when they open their special delivery!
What Our Customers Say
Don't just take our word for it - hear from satisfied senders!
"Best surprise gift EVER! My friend still hasn't figured out who sent it. 10/10 would send again!"
- Anonymous Prankster
"Fast shipping, discrete packaging, and real poop. What more could you ask for?"
- Happy Customer
"Sent this to my friend who has everything. No regrets. The horse did NOT disappoint!"
- Satisfied Sender
"I was skeptical at first, but this is pure comedy gold. Worth every penny!"
- First-Time Buyer
"Perfect gift for my not so perfect neighbor. We still laugh everytime we think about the look on his face!"
- Gift Giver
"Professional service, hilarious results. Will definitely use again for my next hard-to-buy-for friend!"
- Repeat Customer
Our Finest Poops
Premium quality, farm-fresh, and ready to surprise!